What appeared to be a disappointment will yet prove to be a blessing in disguise.

Omg my horoscope is amazing today

And I want my puscifer

Shirt back. I paid 70 bucks for it and you for deserve that shit or anything else you have of mine. So contact me please shaylee can get that back thanks :)

Conversation with me and a friend

Me: why do relationships hurt ?
Aj: idk man but I look good all the time
Me: uhhhh ya sure you do buddy..
Aj: I don’t understand how I’m single.
Me: because you look funny and date far people. Lol